Just Your Average Supervillain

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hasmashdoneanythingwrong

If you ever feel bad about taking a while to learn something, just remember that it took me nearly 3 years of playing FGO to realize that I didn’t need to individually tap each Ember for leveling, and could hold my finger on one for a few seconds and then drag to select multiple quickly.

i spent forever trying to gather enough classless exp for my extra class servants (specifically mash) because at some point i clicked on a button that made it so that i could only click on the embers that shared a class with the servant and i'd also get angry at the lack of a dedicated berserker exp grinding day because you could only get zerk embers at random
hasspartacusdoneanythingwrong
zeravmeta

nitocris alter proves a long running theory i’ve held that nitocris is, in fact, the egyptian pantheons specialist little girl and they all love her so fucking much. caster nitocris in her profile has a bunch of divine instruments granted to her by the gods after she became a servant because they saw what she did and were like “girl you are so fucking valid” and now with nitocris alter we have anubis talking about how nitocris wasn’t swallowed by his power because the other pharaohs of the afterlife were like “dude that’s fucking NITOCRIS do you really want to be an asshole in front of nitocris??” and anubis was like “damn you’re right we do love nitocris i cant beef it in front of her” and now nito alter despite being a super powered god possessed version of nitocris is, in fact, still nitocris

behold the cutest strongest specialist gods favoritest girl of egypt

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chronicas

You could tell Eggman you’re trans and he’d immediately be like “Hoho! How would you like to try my brand new ULTRA MEGA TESTOSTERONE?!” And like it’d absolutely work but he’d definitely be using it as one of the benefits of joining the Eggman Empire. Which also has dental.

chronicas

You’d work for Eggman and be like “Hey boss just so you know I’m a girl now,” and he’d be like “Oh okay, do you want more giant spikes on the robot mech I gave you?” Because his only frame of reference for girly things is Neo Metal Sonic and Amy so it’s either huge spikes or huge hammers.